A DEATH THREAT ON ALT! {.COM}

Ummm! WTF!

A Death Threat On Alt

by A

I was thinking 'Death threat?' this one should be entertaining...

I know. I should have been thinking 'Ohhh! Myyy! Gawd! How awful! The poor girl'...

Well we are talking 'Return to sender' on Fetlife, here. Where women do have a tendency to OVER! react & OVER! dramatise...

This piece of shit took an interest in me.

Surprise surprise...

PIECE OF SHIT:
"Hi Lilly"
(He misspelled my name.)

HOW COULD HE!!!!!

He needs shooting in the foot...

ME: "Hello."

PIECE OF SHIT:
"Im J----, nice to meet you here.

long weekend coming up, hope yurs is some fun time"

ME: "I plan to go traveling this weekend."

PIECE OF SHIT:
"right on, sounds good,
im stuck at home all weekend..haha"
(I don't care.)

ME: "Ah."

PIECE OF SHIT:
"may i come?"

A chancer! 

Duh! As if. Mate!

Jeeze!

ME: "No, stranger."

Exactly...

PIECE OF SHIT:
"smart move..
good chance id be the only one coming back.. yu never know these days"

ME: "Well, I'll just report your juvenile death threat now. Have a dreadful weekend and fuck you, douchebag."

Eh? WTF!

How was that a death threat. The bloke was agreeing with you about how careful young women should be...

FFS! Woman. All the attention has obviously gone to your head...